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A day in the life at Notporn.com’s office
A day in the life at Notporn.com’s office
I’m in the waiting room of NotPorn’s, luxurious Manhattan headquarters; seated on a leather couch beside David Sedaris.
Strange Hat
May 20, 2019
Lively Discussions — Penne vs. Fusili
Lively Discussions — Penne vs. Fusili
Join us for spirited debate on the most important issues of our time, in a series we’re calling Lively Discussions. I believe it was…
Strange Hat
Jul 6, 2016
The Dump Stump
The Dump Stump
There’s a hole in the market when it comes to bathroom fixtures and I know how to fix it. With toilets, we deserve choices. Sure, you can…
Hunter Pinnell
May 17, 2016
The last dance, doc I imagine.
The last dance, doc I imagine.
Forgot to click submit on this in 2020, oh well.
Strange Hat
Jul 7, 2023
How Respectfully Disagree on Politics.
How Respectfully Disagree on Politics.
America has a problem. A glaring, pervasive defect that threatens to tear this otherwise perfect country asunder. I am speaking of course…
Strange Hat
Feb 6, 2022
Dilbert Would Never Vote For Trum
Dilbert Would Never Vote For Trum
My relationship with Dilbert is complicated. Growing up half-American, in not America, back in the dial-up days, this country felt like a…
Strange Hat
Oct 4, 2020
How Embarrassing, I Seem To Have Forgotten Which Book Opens my Hidden Bookshelf Door.
How Embarrassing, I Seem To Have Forgotten Which Book Opens my Hidd...
As Seen in Points In Case
Strange Hat
Jul 21, 2020
How Can Anyone Think The Moon Landing Was Faked By Stanley Kubrick, When It Was Clearly Ingmar…
How Can Anyone Think The Moon Landing Was Faked By Stanley Kubrick,...
Strange Hat
Jul 15, 2020
Please Stop Inviting Me, Leonardo DaVinci, To Your Dream Dinner Parties of People Alive or Dead.
Please Stop Inviting Me, Leonardo DaVinci, To Your Dream Dinner Par...
As seen in Points in Case…
Strange Hat
Jul 13, 2020
“WHY’S. THAT. TRENDING?” — The Game Show For Anyone Who Hasn’t Checked Twitter In a Couple Hours.
“WHY’S. THAT. TRENDING?” — The Game Show For Anyone Who Hasn’t Chec...
HOST: Hello and welcome back to “WHY’S. THAT. TRENDING?” The game show that pits people who haven’t been online in two to three hours…
Strange Hat
Jun 22, 2020
Italians we should celebrate instead of Christopher Columbus
Italians we should celebrate instead of Christopher Columbus
Marco Polo: Traveled all the way to Asia and didn’t ruin everyone’s life while there. The bar is low Marco, but you’ve grazed over it for…
Strange Hat
Oct 18, 2019
It’s time for the Illuminati to address its diversity issue.
It’s time for the Illuminati to address its diversity issue.
Gentlemen, Lizardmen,
Strange Hat
Oct 17, 2018
Review: Hereditary? More like Heredit-Scary!
Review: Hereditary? More like Heredit-Scary!
Wait. No. More like Her-Head-Is-Scary.
Edwin Poché
Jun 13, 2018
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